I got tired of seeing NSFW asks with moronic questions like: “Is there anyone you want to have sex with?”, so I made my own. I hope you enjoy!
1. Think of your three closest friends - would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?
2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?
3. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?
4. What’s your favourite position to give oral? Receive oral?
5. What’s your favourite sex position?
6. What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?
7. What’re your biggest turn-ons while making out?
8. What’re your most unusual turn-ons in general?
9. What’s your darkest fantasy?
10. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?
11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?
12. What are your hard limits?
13. How often do you masturbate?
14. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?
15. What’re some songs that you want to have sex to?
16. Folks who like dicks - where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?
17. Are handjobs boring or underrated?
18. What’s your opinion on anal?
19. Folks with a dick - does your cum shoot out far, or dribble out? What’s its colour and consistency?
20. Folk with a vagina - can you squirt?
21. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?
22. Are you vocal during sex?
23. Do you like being rough with your partner? Do you like when your partner is rough with you?
24. Do you like being restrianed? Do you like restraining your parter?
25. What’s your opinion on sexting?
26. What are your favourite parts/features on each gender you’re attracted to?
27. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren’t into it?
28. What are your erogenous zones?
29. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?
30. What’re your favourite ways to tease your partner in public?
31. What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?
32. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?
33. If you had to put on an outfit to turn-on your partner the most during a date, what would it be?
34. What are your favourite pet names/dirty names to call and be called during sex?
35. Have you ever hooked-up with a stranger?
36. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?
37. Do you enjoy it when your partner has piercings and/or tattoos? Are there any particular body parts where you like your partner to have them?
38. What’s your funniest and/or most embarrassing sex story?
39. If your partner was going to send you a video of themselves, what could they do to make it turn you on the most?
40. Are you a screamer, a grunter, a moaner, or a groaner?
41. Is “vanilla” sex boring or underrated?
42. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?
43. Would you ever participate in an orgy?
44. Do you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with others? Would you want them to do all of the same things that they’re willing to do with you, or would some be off-limits?
45. Do you mostly prefer giving or receiving oral?
46. Do you like going commando?
47. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from?
48. What’s your favourite sex scene from a movie/TV show?
49. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?
50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?
I am horribly tired but have to stay awake for family dinner. Help keep me up, please.
You know I’m all about answering questions like this.
My name is Jonas. I was born in the past. My age is a good time to come over and play with your hair. I like to see you and the family.
My name is a little bit of a movie
I was born on a Thursday night
My age is a little bit of a pain
I like to schedule an appointment with the kids to see if they have any other ideas
my name is Sarah. i was born to be like this. my age is a bit high for my life but it’s like that. i like to come over tonight and get some stuff.
My name is Mel. I was born in the morning. My age is a little too long. I like to think about that one thing that you don’t know.
My name is Jessica. I was born with that one and the only thing that you could have. I like the idea that you can do the same things and get to know where you’re going in the morning.
My name is John. I was born with a gift card from the amazon office and the first one was the one I ordered from amazon and the amazon order is now in the post yoga catch up friends circle. My age is a bit woozy. I like to use the app on my phone makes it less fuzzy than when I tried the same on the phone or the phone phone.
My name is going to be a little late. I was born in the morning? My age isn’t struggling with the water heater. I like the idea of a lot of stuff to do and I will be there at home.
My name is the one guy who wants to be a good girl. I was born in a new way. My age is literally no longer a problem. I like to think of you and I.
I want to sleep on Chris Evans, like, literally just curl up and snooze on his big pecs, safe and comfy in the cocoon of his arms and manly scent. This is not a sexual impulse.
I wrote, “Good morning to you, cutie,” but autocorrect wrote, “Good opening to you, cutie,” which might technically be accurate but wasn’t quite the vibe I was trying to get across.
